What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is the best sunscreen available for summers? My skin is oily.

Still no good

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

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Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

No way

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What factors have contributed to the decline in popularity of high fantasy books in the modern age of technology and popularity?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

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