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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the best sunscreen available for summers? My skin is oily.
Still no good
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
No way
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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